Ten For Ten

Stupid people should not be allowed to live.  A bit extreme, you say?  Hear me out.

I heard on the radio, today, how thirty thousand people signed a petition to get bread companies to sell ten buns in a package, rather than twelve.  This way they'll have an even proportion of buns to wieners and none shall ever go to waste. 

First of all, where the f*ck are these people buying their hot dogs, that they're only getting ten in a pack?  I've been buying hot dogs for, what seems like, generations and I've always gotten a full dozen, twelve, hot dogs to a package.  Not ten. Twelve!!  Twelve meaty morsels of what can only be assumed is edible meat.  I've never once, in all my years, stumbled across a package of hot dogs that only contained ten.  Anyone that is doing that, must be stupid and shouldn't be allowed to function on their own.  Clearly there's something wrong with them in the head!!

Secondly, WHY wouldn't these thirty thousand individuals not sign a petition for the company who makes only ten dogs per pack, urging them to sell twelve?  Wouldn't that make more sense?  You know damn well that the bread company, who is more than happy to oblige the customers, according to the news story broadcasted on the radio, because they can sell less product, but charge the exact same price as they would a package of twelve.

Nobody ever looks at the big picture.  They jump to conclusions, shoot from the hip and make shit happen without ever really considering the consequences.  Make less not more?  What the f*ck is wrong with people? 

There was a restaurant in town here that sold large heaping portions to their diners.  A friend of mine told me this, but on his last visit, the portions were cut down by more than half, but the prices remained the same.  He spoke to the restaurant owner, who happened to be a good friend of his and the owner told him that many of his regulars complained about the portions being too large and they felt that food was being wasted.  To make his regular customers happy, they slashed the portions.  Now everyone is happier for it.

What the f*ck?  Why didn't they just take the leftovers home?  That's what I do, literally all the time.  If I can't finish it, take it home and enjoy it later or tomorrow.  Anyone who complains about that, needs a swift kick in the ass!!

I swear.  If I buy a package of a dozen hot dogs, but only get ten buns in the bag, I'm likely to murder someone.  I know violence doesn't solve anything, but God damn it!!  Stupid people should not be allowed to live!!  They're already what's wrong with this world.  How much more of their bullshit are we going to allow?  I mean..., seriously?!