The evening ended much like every other has, this past summer, falling asleep in the armchair in front of the TV. Prior to my departure into dreamland, I had been watching the latest "Battle of the Brands" (c/o UpUpDownDown on YouTube) where the two hosts, Austin Creed, aka Xavier Woods in the WWE and Tyler Breeze, a former WWE Superstar. In the video, as they are preparing their individual Raw and ECW matches they get to talking about all sorts of subjects. One subject in particular that has recurred over the past year or so, was whether or not Creed had seen the 1996 version of "The Nutty Professor" starring Eddie Murphy. They make no mention of the original 1963 version starring Jerry Lewis. To be honest, I doubt these young fellas are even aware that Murphy's Professor is a remake.
I will openly admit that I never found the Eddie Murphy remake to be all that funny, but Tyler Breeze sure believes that it's one of the funniest movies ever, if not THEE funniest. Creed had never seen the film, nor had intended to do so, but after repeated urging, Creed finally succumbed to pressure and watched the film.
The two discuss the film briefly before Creed explains to their streaming viewers the premise of the Nutty Professor film, associating it with an episode of the ABC comedy, "Family Matters" in which the nerdy character, Steve Erkel takes a potion that magically turns him into the suave Stephan. A similar storyline to the original Nutty Professor where a geeky Jerry Lewis drinks a chemical concoction that turns him into Buddy Love, a handsome and charming ladies man, a direct opposite to the professor. Murphy's version is about a self-conscious overweight man who turns himself into a sexy suave ladies' man. Both films and the Erkel episode are all loosely based on the 1886 novella, "The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde" by author Robert Louis Stevenson.
Of course, while the duo are setting up their games, there's music playing in the background and the music for Dude Love begins to play and like a bolt of lightning from the Heavens above, I was suddenly stricken with a stroke of brilliance and theorized that the Three Faces of Foley, Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love are similar to the Nutty Professor and Jeckyll and Hyde stories.
For those unaware, retired professional wrestler, Mick Foley, portrayed three characters throughout his legendary wrestling career. Cactus Jack, Mankind and Dude Love and in my hypothesis; Cactus Jack was the perfect specimen in the fact that he was tough and good with the ladies. Cactus is comfortable in his body and nothing will phase the man.
Mankind, while being tough as nails, unafraid of anything including monsters and beasts as well as barbed wire and thumbtacks, but there was an awkwardness to Mankind. Around people, he didn't seem comfortable. You'd never see Mankind hanging out in catering with the other wrestling superstars, but instead in the darkened corners of the boiler room or hiding in the rafters. Though Mankind didn't mingle well with his brethren, he was especially elusive to the fairer sex. Though never witnessed on film, I speculate that Mankind shied away from the ladies.
Enter Dude Love. Dude was every bit as tough in the ring as Cactus Jack and Mankind, but he was also really good with the ladies. Often, Dude Love could be seen with a lovely lady on each arm. Foley's version of the ladies man, however, differed greatly from his Nutty Professor counterparts, for The Dude was always charming and respectful, while the two versions of Buddy Love would turn out to be narcissistic arrogant assholes. Traits not portrayed by Mick Foley, no matter what the instance.
I've never watched the 1963 version of the Nutty Professor and I'm almost certain that the humour showcased in that film would not hold up for my twisted sense of humour, these days, nor do I believe that another viewing of the Eddie Murphy version would change my mind on how terrible I found the film. As for Mick Foley... Well, I had the pleasure of meeting the man a few years ago, shaking his hand and posing for a photo of the living legend. I sometimes muse at the fact that he "stole" my gold marker. I had brought a special GOLD Sharpie for his autographs, as I had brought a number of items to be signed. Books and action figures. He asked if I was planning to resell the items I was getting autographed, as that's something that people do, but I assured him that they would not be leaving my possession ever. I may have even mentioned being buried with the items.
It is often said that you should "never meet your heroes" as you're often disappointed in who they actually are away from TV or whatever the case may be and while, this has happened to me before (Lita - and I hold a grudge), Mick Foley was probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. Probably one of the nicest people on the planet, if I'm being honest.
The Man. The Legend.
Mick Foley
Mick Foley
