Monday, April 4, 2011

It's Not A License To Be An Asshole, You Know

Dear Handicapped Lady,


My condolences for whatever handicap you've been burdened with in this life. While I have some physical restrictions in my life, I am lucky enough to not be saddled with anything that is too laborious and am able to function relatively well in my everyday life. I can't imagine the challenges that you are faced with on a daily basis. However, just because you have these challenges in your life and are among those lucky enough to still be able to drive yourself and therefore have a disabled person placard for your automobile, it is my opinion that you shouldn't still be an asshole.

I realize that society can be ignorant towards those who differ from themselves, whether it be mentally, physically or otherwise. However, in a world where you know how shitty it is for non-handicapped people to unlawfully commandeer your parking stalls, it should be equally unlawful for someone, like yourself, who is handicapped to park their vehicle like an asshole across two handicapped spaces.

I guess what I'm trying to say, in a round-about sort of way is: Just because you're handicapped, doesn't mean you have to park like you're handicapped. There are literally thousands of other handicapped folks who can park just fine, within the designated parallel lines, so why the f*ck can't you? If lining your vehicle up within those lines is difficult, which it shouldn't be, considering the space is a hell of a lot wider than those of non-handicapped folk, then maybe you should hand in your drivers license and placard, and start taking the Handi-Bus. I'm just sayin', is all.

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