F*ck The Whales!!!

I love breasts. I am a great fan of them. Then again, I'm a guy, so that probably goes without saying. Whatever the size, it makes no difference to me. I like them all. Breast cancer, has got to be one of the most foul and evil creations ever to set foot upon this earth.

Cancer in general sucks ass, but for something so disgusting and evil to happen to something so pleasant and wonderful, is heinous at best. It's like obliterating teddy bears with mechanized steel and armory. Topping something as sweet as Peaches & Cream with vinegar and Tabasco Sauce. The two simply should never go hand-in-hand (pardon the pun).

So in addition to the many children's charities that I try to contribute to, I also try to give when I can, to various Breast Cancer charities. I say "To hell with the whales!!! Save the boobies!!!" Everyone benefits from breasts. When was the last time the whales did anything for ya? If you go whale watching, you may have a fond memory for a week or so, but if you see a nice pair of breasts....? That is forever!

As grand as the many charities are, for Breast Cancer, I'm beginning to think the promotion is getting a little over the top. I see in the flyers that come to my house, that you can now buy Breast Cancer tools. Pink hammers with ribbons emblazoned on them. (...Hee hee, pink hammers...) I even saw Pink Lemonade with the ribbons affixed to them. The think that I thought really went a little too far was the chewing gum (pictured in the bottom RH corner of the photo above). Each piece of gum had a little pink ribbon on both sides of it. I realize that it's probably only a matter of punching a few buttons into a computer to get this to happen, but Jesus Christ! When is enough enough?

As I stated before, I love breasts. I am a great fan of them. Breast cancer is amongst the greatest evils of this planet, right along with white supremacy and soccer. All of them should be abolished. I even don't mind all the pink shit. I'm a Bret Hart fan, and like the moniker he had "Real men wear pink!" However, the world is getting flooded with too many pink ribbons. It's a good think they're associated with breasts, cuz if they were associated with dick-cancer, I think they would've fallen by the wayside, long ago.

[The birds pictured above are Blue-Footed Boobies]