Yesterday, July 17th, 2014, was a crazy day for me. I had an appointment I needed to attend at 8am, clear across town, and I guess the anticipation of not wanting to miss that appointment prevented me from sleeping beyond 4am.
The appointment breezed by, ending about twenty minutes after it started. I'd made arrangements to hang out with a friend who lived close by, but he wouldn't be available until after eleven o'clock, so I had a lot of time to waste in the meantime. It was a lot of bumming around the nearby Wal-Mart. Those who follow me on Twitter, would've seen some of the pictures I took of my "adventures".
Eventually, my friend D__ came home and we hung out, with his kids, for a little while, before the long hours of being awake, finally caught up to me and I was fighting the urge to fall asleep. Sadly, I tapped out, admitting defeat and departed, opting to return home and go to sleep. And go to sleep, I did.
I laid down on the sofa, with my cat, and together we slept for about four hours. Then I got up, ate some soup, because it's a quick and easy meal to prepare; Open, pour, microwave, eat! Then I laid down, once more on the sofa, with Monkey, my cat, close by. Slept for another three and a half, maybe four hours. Woke up, raced to Safeway to buy cereal, which had been sold out 7 days in a row. (FYI, DON'T shop at Safeway, they SUCK!!) I returned home, just in time, as torrential rain and violent lightning began thundering above the house, moments after my front door closed. So I went to bed. Nothing else to do.
I slept nicely throughout the night, being awoken only once, around 6am to the sounds of my cat hacking up what I presumed was a hairball, but turned out to be only food that he wolfed down in some sort of imaginary race. I shot him with a water bottle I keep nearby and went back to sleep. (It's amazing how tired I am, considering I haven't worked in a month and a half.)
Around 9:30am, I awoke to the oddest thing I've ever had pop into my head, causing me to awaken abruptly. The words "LISA BONET DIED ON THE OPERATING TABLE"!!! I hadn't watched any sort of television sensationalism gossip programming, especially anything as asinine as Entertainment Tonight or their equivalencies. I've not seen anything pertaining to Lisa Bonet's questionable acting talent in (literally) decades, not since her "riveting" performance in "Angel Heart".
Stunned at this news, I rose to check out her breathing status on IMDb.com, only to learn that the actress is the latest recipient of the famed DEATH HOAX. Apparently, whilst I was unconscious on my sofa for most of July 17th, Lisa Bonet's publicist was fighting off and denying allegations of the actress's untimely demise.
So rest assured, everyone. It is only Lisa Bonet's career that is dead and it's been dormant for decades, I suspect because of that asshole, Bill Cosby, who claimed she was unprofessional for doing nude scenes in the afore mentioned Angel Heart and for an alleged "unprofessional attitude". Speaking honestly, though, if I had to work with a dick like Bill Cosby, I'd be unprofessional too.
LISA BONET is ALIVE AND WELL. Looking at her picture, it's apparent that despite still having a rockin' body, she's not aging very well. The grey hair is a real turn-off.
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