Like a scene from The Amazing Spider-Man, the web extended across the entire opening of my garage. I feared to speculate exactly what the spider was hoping to entangle in such an extravagant monstrosity of webbing, but found it even more troubling to have to rush to find a viable entrance into the garage. Time was of the essence and I found myself doing that familiar dance in my driveway. The combination of twisting, turning and struggle to rid myself of clinging strands of webbing. I was only gone a couple of hours and upon my return home, the busy spider had repaired all the damage from where I'd infiltrated.
I've often struggled with the logic of WHY we need spiders? They eat all the insects and flying bugs. Alright. I'll give you that one. WHY do we need so many god damned insects and flying bugs, then? What purpose do they serve? They help plants to feed and grow. Okay. I'll give you that one, but WHY do we need so may damned varieties? No answer? Gotcha!!
This is further proof that there's no God. If there is, there's no logic in why shit is the way it is! Case and point; The Platypus. A beaver with a duck bill who lays eggs. The drugs must've been free flowing that day.
There's NO NEED for spiders. Seriously. Get rid of them all. If we need spiders, then keep one species. We don't need separate spiders for the forest, then another for the desert and another for urban environments then another for... It's bullshit. Just one.
I freakin' HATE spiders and I don't know many people who do like them. There are those few who like to have them as pets. I still scratch my head on the idiocy of that choice, but PEOPLE!!! Choose another pet!! For instance, get a gerbil. They're small, furry and creepy looking.
What about Spider-Man? They're fun movies to watch and comics to read, but that's all make believe. I'm talking real life. I'm sure you can get the same charm and charisma from a hero bitten by a radioactive gerbil. Besides, when I'm watching the Spider-Man movies, a part of my brain is thinking about all the god damned webs left unattended in New York City.
I find tend to find a lot of spiders in my house. I don't know how they get in here, nor do I know what they hope to catch in my basement. With exception to a few ants, my home is essentially insect-free. There's nothing to catch here, but my annoyance and anger. However, like the ants that I discover, I make a deal with each and every culprit. I tell them that IF they're able to survive being flushed, then they have an open invitation to live in my home for as long as they wish to stay. Thankfully, no one has survived and even if they do, I'm quick to re-neg on my deal.
Worst of all, is my poor house. I live in a four-level split and it's riddled with spider webs all over the siding. I don't have the means to hose them off, at the moment, so my house is beginning to look like the Haunted Mansion on the corner. I'm not real enthused about the whole situation.
I just finished having a back-and-forth debate on the impending doom / American election. As a Canadian, I'm unable to vote, but I'd proudly back whichever candidate if one of the campaign promises was to obliterate the world of spiders.
I've often struggled with the logic of WHY we need spiders? They eat all the insects and flying bugs. Alright. I'll give you that one. WHY do we need so many god damned insects and flying bugs, then? What purpose do they serve? They help plants to feed and grow. Okay. I'll give you that one, but WHY do we need so may damned varieties? No answer? Gotcha!!
This is further proof that there's no God. If there is, there's no logic in why shit is the way it is! Case and point; The Platypus. A beaver with a duck bill who lays eggs. The drugs must've been free flowing that day.
There's NO NEED for spiders. Seriously. Get rid of them all. If we need spiders, then keep one species. We don't need separate spiders for the forest, then another for the desert and another for urban environments then another for... It's bullshit. Just one.
I freakin' HATE spiders and I don't know many people who do like them. There are those few who like to have them as pets. I still scratch my head on the idiocy of that choice, but PEOPLE!!! Choose another pet!! For instance, get a gerbil. They're small, furry and creepy looking.
What about Spider-Man? They're fun movies to watch and comics to read, but that's all make believe. I'm talking real life. I'm sure you can get the same charm and charisma from a hero bitten by a radioactive gerbil. Besides, when I'm watching the Spider-Man movies, a part of my brain is thinking about all the god damned webs left unattended in New York City.
I find tend to find a lot of spiders in my house. I don't know how they get in here, nor do I know what they hope to catch in my basement. With exception to a few ants, my home is essentially insect-free. There's nothing to catch here, but my annoyance and anger. However, like the ants that I discover, I make a deal with each and every culprit. I tell them that IF they're able to survive being flushed, then they have an open invitation to live in my home for as long as they wish to stay. Thankfully, no one has survived and even if they do, I'm quick to re-neg on my deal.
Worst of all, is my poor house. I live in a four-level split and it's riddled with spider webs all over the siding. I don't have the means to hose them off, at the moment, so my house is beginning to look like the Haunted Mansion on the corner. I'm not real enthused about the whole situation.
I just finished having a back-and-forth debate on the impending doom / American election. As a Canadian, I'm unable to vote, but I'd proudly back whichever candidate if one of the campaign promises was to obliterate the world of spiders.
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