Showing posts with label exciting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exciting. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2013

Hear Me Now, Thank Me Later


The previews made the movie "Looper" look quite interesting. I even found myself posing the question of what I might do, if I were faced with the same quandary.

The movie, Looper, takes place in the not-too-distant future.  Thirty years into the future of that time, Time Travel has been invented and immediately outlawed.  However, criminal elements in that thirty-plus year future, have taken possession of time travel as a means of getting rid of their enemies.  Time travelers can only move backwards in time and so when a target arrives from the future, hit men in the past kill them and dispose of the bodies.  The main character, Joe, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is very good at his job.  He gets a time delivered to him, he shows up, and blows a hooded target away.  Easy-peezy.  Until one day, an unhooded target appears, and he discovers it's the older version of himself, played by Bruce Willis.  Old Joe, escapes certain death and trouble ensues for both young and old Joe.

The premise of the movie, I found to be unique.  The fact that the film makers were able to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt appear so much like a young Bruce Willis, was quite uncanny.  He was able to duplicate all of Willis's minor squints and quirks.  That part I liked.  As for the rest of the film.  Uh-uh!

I read the praises in the movie poster above and I can't help but wonder, "Did these people see the same movie as I did?"  Looper is definitely NOT the "most exciting film of the year", nor is it a "super-intense thrill ride".  As I said, I found the story to be unique, but I'd hardly consider it a "brilliant masterpiece".  I agree with the statement that it was slick and stylish, even slightly cool, but Looper is absolutely NOT "This decade's The Matrix"!!

So if I were faced with a similar quandary, what would I do?  I'd look myself straight in the eye and tell me to see this film at the cheap theater.  Watch it for a mere three or four dollars, rather than shelling out $27 for the Blu-Ray, because you read a bunch of raving reviews, because this movie blows!!!  The movie might play better on a large screen.  Who knows?!?  I would imagine the Piper Perabo scenes would've been more enjoyable on a 22ft by 52ft movie screen...

If you haven't seen this movie yet, get it on pay-per-view.  Save your money, don't buy it on DVD or Blu-Ray.  Not even if you see it in a bargain bin at Wal-Mart.  You'll thank me in the end.  Trust me.  You'll thank me...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Backseat DRIVEr...

I read a boat-load of reviews about the movie "Drive" which stars Canadian heart-throb, Ryan Gosling. All the reviews about the flick came up quite positive, supplying all the "oohs" and "aahs" that are standard in the praising of a film. Even the movie previews online and that were briefly shown on television, seemed to boast the same appraisal of the movie. "Ground breaking!" said one rave. "Fresh and exciting!" read another. "The most original film in years!" was another positive review.

The preview that I viewed online, by my own admission, featured Gosling's character behind the wheel of a Mustang GT, pulling off some amazing stunts that I've not seen in years. Such excitement, were some of the maneuvers, that all the automobile stunts combined from the "Transporter Trilogy", seemed like a Sunday afternoon drive through the country, by comparison. Unfortunately... [Spoiler Alert] If you wish to see a movie chock-full of similar driving styles, you're better off to put the YouTube preview on repeat, because equally exciting stunts are not to be found in this movie.

Story-wise, I don't know who the critics were who claimed this movie to be "fresh" and "original", because it seemed like the same ol' formula movies that plague our movie screens week-to-week. Basically, this is a story about a mysterious loner, who is befriended by an attractive single-mother and the two become close, only to be confronted with her convict husband who comes back into the picture and soon lures the young mother of one into his dark criminal past, so in a moment of weakness, our "hero" steps up to help only to have the world come crumbling down around them all. You know, typical "boy-meets-girl-meets-convict husband-meets-dirtbag scum-meets-blood, murder & mayhem". We've seen it a thousand times.

So just when you thought the movie couldn't get much hokier, then there's a 180 degree flip and there ultra-violence that even made me a little disturbed. Just over-the-top violence that really didn't make much sense and... Oh... I don't want to waste any more of my time or thoughts on this decrepit shitty movie.

For those who haven't seen this movie, count your lucky stars and be thankful you never wasted your hard earned cash on this crap. This movie, "DRIVE" SUCKS MAJOR ASS!!! For those who spent their money, contributing to the $27M+, I am dreadfully sorry for your loss. And for those offering up such rave reviews..., when did you sell your souls, you lying piece of shit c*cks*ckers?!?