Fryin' Bacon Naked

I can't recall when or where this topic first broached my mind. Whether it was me and my friend A_____ talking about Jason Segel's extensive nude scene in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" or if it was somewhere else.
It could've been during one of the extensive list of movies or television programs I've seen. I won't deny the fact that I've seen a lot of famous faces without their clothes on. And like in life, once you've seen someone in the nude, it's pretty difficult to get that image out of your mind. Try and try as you might.
It's pretty bad, for me anyway. Not a movie or TV show goes by, where I don't acknowledge silently to my inner mind, "I've seen her naked... I've seen her boobs..," etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.... I'm sure by admitting this, many of you who know me, may be looking at me in a strange way now. BAH! So be it.

It's obvious I'm not against nudity. Not totally, anyway. Even male nudity doesn't really bother me. So long as the dude takes care of himself. I don't wanna see it. By all means fellas, keep that shit tucked away in your pants. But if it's necessary, then fine. Do it. Be naked and free, for all I care, but do it responsibly. Take care of yourself.

Admittedly, I'm not one who should be throwing stones. Then again, I don't get nekkid, either. Except for when I shower, but then all the lights are off, and I smash all my mirrors. Granted, it can be quite costly, having to replace the mirrors and such, although I really need them as I don't comb my hair. On the brightside, however, I am getting pretty handy 'round the house with all the necessary repairs.

Now I know for a fact, that some feathers are going to get ruffled with this declaration. But it's unavoidable. I see a topic, form an opinion, and I just gots to write it down. Share it with my millions and millions of minions. And if YOU are one of these people, who aren't very impressed. I hear ya. I'm one of you, and I know that the truth can hurt sometimes... Just like fryin' bacon naked!

P.S. The girl in the picture is Lindsay Lohan.... And yes..., I've seen her tits... ;)