Porn score and seven years ago.... Erk!!! Actually that's not what I wanted to speak out about. Although, one of the funniest things I ever came across in a record store was a compilation CD for the most popular porn music from the 1970s and 80s. I never purchased it, of course, but just the thought that there was a demand for a movie soundtrack to be produced, always amused me some. As if up to that point in time, people just watched porn to listen to the outstanding musical score.
Earlier, this afternoon when I was departing from work after a long, well-worked day, I was passed by one of the hundreds of Filipinos who are currently in the employ of the company that I work for too. He was walking briskly with one hand over one ear and clenched a cell phone tightly in the other. The conversation he was having was either a heated argument, or he was very passionate about the subject matter. I couldn't understand a single word, as he was speaking in his native tongue.
I tend not to walk at a very fast pace. I'm more a fan of moseying. Being excited to leave at the end of the day, isn't lost on me, I just choose to relax a little more when walking out to my vehicle. This unidentified Filipino, though, was in a hurry. As he whisked by me, I overheard some of what he was saying. It all sounded like gibberish, to me, but like I said, he was very animate about this conversation. I swear to all that I hold dear to me, he uttered the following words, "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow". I don't know what the f*ck that was but either something was lost in the translation or he was getting ready to shoot an amateur porno. I doubt it was the latter, as Asians (and I'm sure Filipinos can be included), have tiny dicks. Nobody wants to watch a dirty movie, if the guy has a tooth pick dangling between his thighs. A tree trunk in a guys pants can be quite overwhelming and discouraging, too, sure but needle dicks? Nah, I don't think so.
My point being is...: How do you consider "Bow-chicka-bow-bow" a legitimate language? They should simply abandon this language. In fact, ANY language that sounds similar to (or exactly like) porn music, should be abandoned they way ancient languages had been discarded hundreds or even thousands of years ago!!
Chinese, Japanese, Korean and all points in between, sound like the bells ringing off in a f*ckin' pinball machine, drop the f*ckin' language. If you're from the middle east and your language sounds like someone throwing up or trying desperately to clear their throat, then lose the f*cking language. If your language sounds like the background music to Ron Jeremy tearing up some poor unsuspecting woman in a 1970s adult flick, then lose the f*cking language. Even French is a stupid language. It sounds like the gibberish people say to babies, thinking the child will find it cute and not think you're an idiot.
Someone gave me shit, once upon a time, on Facebook, when I said he lived in a Third World Country. "I from Spain!!" he typed in reply, adding some mismanaged, poorly executed profanity. This is when I stated to all of the Facebook world, and now I share this with all of you fine readers, after which, you'll think about it and realize that it's true.
Earlier, this afternoon when I was departing from work after a long, well-worked day, I was passed by one of the hundreds of Filipinos who are currently in the employ of the company that I work for too. He was walking briskly with one hand over one ear and clenched a cell phone tightly in the other. The conversation he was having was either a heated argument, or he was very passionate about the subject matter. I couldn't understand a single word, as he was speaking in his native tongue.
I tend not to walk at a very fast pace. I'm more a fan of moseying. Being excited to leave at the end of the day, isn't lost on me, I just choose to relax a little more when walking out to my vehicle. This unidentified Filipino, though, was in a hurry. As he whisked by me, I overheard some of what he was saying. It all sounded like gibberish, to me, but like I said, he was very animate about this conversation. I swear to all that I hold dear to me, he uttered the following words, "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow". I don't know what the f*ck that was but either something was lost in the translation or he was getting ready to shoot an amateur porno. I doubt it was the latter, as Asians (and I'm sure Filipinos can be included), have tiny dicks. Nobody wants to watch a dirty movie, if the guy has a tooth pick dangling between his thighs. A tree trunk in a guys pants can be quite overwhelming and discouraging, too, sure but needle dicks? Nah, I don't think so.
My point being is...: How do you consider "Bow-chicka-bow-bow" a legitimate language? They should simply abandon this language. In fact, ANY language that sounds similar to (or exactly like) porn music, should be abandoned they way ancient languages had been discarded hundreds or even thousands of years ago!!
Chinese, Japanese, Korean and all points in between, sound like the bells ringing off in a f*ckin' pinball machine, drop the f*ckin' language. If you're from the middle east and your language sounds like someone throwing up or trying desperately to clear their throat, then lose the f*cking language. If your language sounds like the background music to Ron Jeremy tearing up some poor unsuspecting woman in a 1970s adult flick, then lose the f*cking language. Even French is a stupid language. It sounds like the gibberish people say to babies, thinking the child will find it cute and not think you're an idiot.
Someone gave me shit, once upon a time, on Facebook, when I said he lived in a Third World Country. "I from Spain!!" he typed in reply, adding some mismanaged, poorly executed profanity. This is when I stated to all of the Facebook world, and now I share this with all of you fine readers, after which, you'll think about it and realize that it's true.
ANY COUNTRY WHERE ENGLISH
IS NOT THE PRIMARY LANGUAGE, I CONSIDER TO BE
A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
IS NOT THE PRIMARY LANGUAGE, I CONSIDER TO BE
A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
English is such an awesome language. Granted, it's probably the most difficult to learn as there are so many words that describe the same f*cking thing. Then again, by using only one single term or phrase to describe an item or description, is pretty f*cking boring. The written word is so much better too, not to mention easier to understand. Unlike that tic-tac-toe looking shit that the Asians use for communication or the squiggly lines that the middle east uses. That's probably why middle easterners are so angry and bombing shit all the time. No one can understand their shit.
Everyone just need to relax. Kick back with a cold one, listen to some Rosetta Stone or hit the books. It's been said that if you listen to some relaxing instrumental music, that learning becomes easier. I don't know how well it works with porn music playing in the background.
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