It Goes To Show, You Never Can Tell

On November 30, 2014, a Sunday, the gentleman pictured above was witnessed robbing a Best Buy in Langley, British Columbia.  At knife point, he robbed the store of an XBox and a Playstation 4, and was seen departing with a white dude in a Caravan.  The assailant is described as an East Indian.

I don't really give a rat's ass about this f*cking crime.  It doesn't affect me one way or the other, but what does affect me, is that a "Facebook Friend" posted this news article, then when I made suggestions as to the apprehension of the fellow, I was blatantly called a racist!  This pisses me off!  No one's ever had the balls big enough to call me such a horrific name before.  Not ever.  While I do harbour some ill-will towards others, I wouldn't label it as racism.  I tend to hate everyone equally.  In the simplest of terms, if you're a f*cking idiot, then there's a good chance that I'm going to have a strong dislike for you.

So as to not dispute what I had written, I've copy and pasted my comment  here: Obviously he's Middle Eastern. Start checking all the mosques in the area. It's not racial profiling when you have photographic proof.  I fail to see how this would be construed as a "racist" comment, when all the facts point to my being correct.  She responded with the following:  It IS racial profiling when you are making the assumption that:  1. He's Middle Eastern, not Canadian, and 2. That you are assuming he's Muslim.

I'll kindly ask you not to post racist nonsense to my wall.

In her comment, plastered on her timeline, open to everyone to read, she claims that the fellow pictured above, is not of Middle Eastern decent, as I had described him;  However, if she had taken the time to actually read the f*cking news story that she had posted so prominently, she'd see that the suspect IS Middle Eastern.  I could give a shit if he was born in Canada, chances are he probably was, but it doesn't change his appearance any.

If she wants to call me an asshole, then fine.  I'm an asshole.  I can agree with that statement.  I'll own the fact that I'm an asshole.  This isn't news to me, nor would I consider it an insult.  I do, however, take great offense to being called something that I'm not.

Considering her past, I'm a little surprised at how easily she plays the name game.  I mean, I've never judged her on her transgressions.  When she lost so many friends over it, I was willing to look past and still maintain a degree of friendliness.  Perhaps I was wrong to befriend a thief.

As Chuck Berry says "It goes to show, you never can tell."  It looks like, to me, if I don't get a proper (public) apology, I may be deleting another "Facebook Friend".

If you currently reside in the Langley area and recognize this piece shit thief, and I mean the dude in the picture, please report via the following:

If anyone has any information that would assist police with this investigation, call Langley RCMP at: 604-532-3200. Should you need to remain anonymous, call CrimeStoppers:

Talk:   1-800-222-TIPS (8477)

Type:   www.solvecrime.ca

Text:   BCTIP and your message to CRIMES (274637)

Porn Score and Seven Years Ago

Porn score and seven years ago.... Erk!!!  Actually that's not what I wanted to speak out about.  Although, one of the funniest things I ever came across in a record store was a compilation CD for the most popular porn music from the 1970s and 80s.  I never purchased it, of course, but just the thought that there was a demand for a movie soundtrack to be produced, always amused me some.  As if up to that point in time, people just watched porn to listen to the outstanding musical score.

Earlier, this afternoon when I was departing from work after a long, well-worked day, I was passed by one of the hundreds of Filipinos who are currently in the employ of the company that I work for too.  He was walking briskly with one hand over one ear and clenched a cell phone tightly in the other.  The conversation he was having was either a heated argument, or he was very passionate about the subject matter.  I couldn't understand a single word, as he was speaking in his native tongue.

I tend not to walk at a very fast pace.  I'm more a fan of moseying.  Being excited to leave at the end of the day, isn't lost on me, I just choose to relax a little more when walking out to my vehicle.  This unidentified Filipino, though, was in a hurry.  As he whisked by me, I overheard some of what he was saying.  It all sounded like gibberish, to me, but like I said, he was very animate about this conversation.  I swear to all that I hold dear to me, he uttered the following words, "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow".  I don't know what the f*ck that was but either something was lost in the translation or he was getting ready to shoot an amateur porno.  I doubt it was the latter, as Asians (and I'm sure Filipinos can be included), have tiny dicks.  Nobody wants to watch a dirty movie, if the guy has a tooth pick dangling between his thighs.  A tree trunk in a guys pants can be quite overwhelming and discouraging, too, sure but needle dicks?  Nah, I don't think so.

My point being is...:  How do you consider "Bow-chicka-bow-bow" a legitimate language?  They should simply abandon this language.  In fact, ANY language that sounds similar to (or exactly like) porn music, should be abandoned they way ancient languages had been discarded hundreds or even thousands of years ago!!

Chinese, Japanese, Korean and all points in between, sound like the bells ringing off in a f*ckin' pinball machine, drop the f*ckin' language.  If you're from the middle east and your language sounds like someone throwing up or trying desperately to clear their throat, then lose the f*cking language.  If your language sounds like the background music to Ron Jeremy tearing up some poor unsuspecting woman in a 1970s adult flick, then lose the f*cking language.  Even French is a stupid language.  It sounds like the gibberish people say to babies, thinking the child will find it cute and not think you're an idiot.

Someone gave me shit, once upon a time, on Facebook, when I said he lived in a Third World Country.  "I from Spain!!" he typed in reply, adding some mismanaged, poorly executed profanity.  This is when I stated to all of the Facebook world, and now I share this with all of you fine readers, after which, you'll think about it and realize that it's true.

ANY COUNTRY WHERE ENGLISH
IS NOT THE PRIMARY LANGUAGE, I CONSIDER TO BE
 A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. 

English is such an awesome language.  Granted, it's probably the most difficult to learn as there are so many words that describe the same f*cking thing.  Then again, by using only one single term or phrase to describe an item or description, is pretty f*cking boring.  The written word is so much better too, not to mention easier to understand.  Unlike that tic-tac-toe looking shit that the Asians use for communication or the squiggly lines that the middle east uses.  That's probably why middle easterners are so angry and bombing shit all the time.  No one can understand their shit.

Everyone just need to relax.  Kick back with a cold one, listen to some Rosetta Stone or hit the books.  It's been said that if you listen to some relaxing instrumental music, that learning becomes easier.  I don't know how well it works with porn music playing in the background.