Currently, I should be tidying my house up in preparation for an evening of friends coming for treats and to play board games, instead of typing away at yet another blog. However, when the inspiration hits me, I find it particularly difficult to put the creative process on hold. Besides, the words should come flowing quite easily, as the idea is so fresh in my mind.
I purchased a new board game a few weeks back and have had it open, though I never really perused the rules too closely, so I haven't the foggiest idea on how to actually play it. The game is based on a television game show of the same name. "The Moment of Truth" aired on FOX and was hosted by a fellow by the name of Mark L. Walberg; And no... It's not THAT Mark Walberg famous for "Boogie Nights", "Planet of the Apes" or "Ted", but his doppelganger, by name only. This Mark Walberg would sit across from a contestant and ask questions which the participant would have to answer truthfully. If there was any doubt to their answer, they'd be hooked up to a lie detector. The show lasted only three seasons, but the number of relationships that were permanently damaged by being on the show, was much higher than that.
So I'm kind of shuffling through some of the cards, reading the odd question. Doing so shouldn't affect the outcome, should we wish to play it later. Questions range from the mundane like "Have you ever broken something in a friend's house but neglected to admit to it?" To stuff a little more tawdry like "Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a public pool?" The question that I stopped on was this: "Have you ever gone to a nude beach?" I've not read through the instructions, so I don't know if the answers are supposed to be simply YES or NO, or if there's some explanation allowed to elaborate on each question. My answer to this particular question would be YES. Now allow me to elaborate on that point.
I purchased a new board game a few weeks back and have had it open, though I never really perused the rules too closely, so I haven't the foggiest idea on how to actually play it. The game is based on a television game show of the same name. "The Moment of Truth" aired on FOX and was hosted by a fellow by the name of Mark L. Walberg; And no... It's not THAT Mark Walberg famous for "Boogie Nights", "Planet of the Apes" or "Ted", but his doppelganger, by name only. This Mark Walberg would sit across from a contestant and ask questions which the participant would have to answer truthfully. If there was any doubt to their answer, they'd be hooked up to a lie detector. The show lasted only three seasons, but the number of relationships that were permanently damaged by being on the show, was much higher than that.
So I'm kind of shuffling through some of the cards, reading the odd question. Doing so shouldn't affect the outcome, should we wish to play it later. Questions range from the mundane like "Have you ever broken something in a friend's house but neglected to admit to it?" To stuff a little more tawdry like "Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a public pool?" The question that I stopped on was this: "Have you ever gone to a nude beach?" I've not read through the instructions, so I don't know if the answers are supposed to be simply YES or NO, or if there's some explanation allowed to elaborate on each question. My answer to this particular question would be YES. Now allow me to elaborate on that point.
It was July 1st, Canada Day. I can't recall the year, but I'm fairly certain it was about six or eight years ago. A friend invited me to accompany her and her cousin to the beach ("beach") where we were supposed to meet up with some other work mates. The beach turned out to be what is affectionately referred to here as "Bare Ass Beach". It's a clothing optional beach.
It was quite a trek from the parking lot to our final resting spot near the edge of the rushing South Saskatchewan River. Upstream from us, was a couple, a man and a woman, enjoying the sunshine and working on their tan. The gal was laying on her chest and bikini straps lying next to her. I admit I saw some side boob, but I never gawked like some people would. Mostly on account that she looked like she would easily be able to whoop my ass, not to mention her muscular companion.
It was quite a trek from the parking lot to our final resting spot near the edge of the rushing South Saskatchewan River. Upstream from us, was a couple, a man and a woman, enjoying the sunshine and working on their tan. The gal was laying on her chest and bikini straps lying next to her. I admit I saw some side boob, but I never gawked like some people would. Mostly on account that she looked like she would easily be able to whoop my ass, not to mention her muscular companion.
To the north of us, maybe about twenty-five to thirty feet away, were a gaggle of young girls. Laughing, drinking and carrying on. Not a worry in the world, which is expected for women of their young age. Standing directly in front of them, was an old guy. He was about 5' 10" tall, really heavy set with a big ol' round belly hanging down. He was butt-freakin'-naked. In fact, as far as I could tell, he was the ONLY naked dude on that entire stretch of beach. Standing there at the river's edge, in water just below his knees, tugging on his manhood. It was the most disturbing thing I'd seen up to that point in my life. The girls on the beach, were too involved in each other's fun and laughter to notice the fellow pleasing himself. It was truly disgusting.
So yes.... I've been to a nude beach and based on that experience alone, I've never gone back, nor will I ever.
So yes.... I've been to a nude beach and based on that experience alone, I've never gone back, nor will I ever.
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