I had some time to kill before going into my doctors appointment today, so I took the opportunity to continue listening to the Howard Stern program that was repeating on Sirius 100. Rarely do I tune into any other channel on Sirius, as I really enjoy the Stern programming, but it is a rare occasion that I get to listen to a show in it's entirety, so being allowed a few extra moments today, was a gift, for lack of better terminology.
Howard was, like always, at the top of his game, this time ragging on the Tony Awards, which aired last night on CBS. Howard praised Neil Patrick Harris, who hosted the event, as being fantastic. Harris has been on the Stern program in the past and has always proved himself to be a great guest. However, the rest of the Tony Awards, did not meet up to the notoriety that it's self-boasting tends to celebrate. Howard proceeded to ridicule just about everything and everyone associated with the program, stating that he greatly disapproved of the pretentious attitudes displayed by the participants. Even going so far as to poke fun at acting legend Bernadette Peters, who introduced an award using a high society sounding tone of voice and accent that greatly distanced her from where her roots lie. "She's from f*ckin' Queens!" Howard chuckled.
Disappointed greatly in the awards show, Howard explained that he wanted to got to bed and watch True Blood, before turning in for the evening. Howard works a very early time for his radio program, so late nights for the King of All Media, are a rarity. Only he found himself with about twenty minutes to spare, before True Blood was to begin. He could've continued to watch the Tony's, but he was so turned off by the behavior of "those theater types", that he opted instead to self-pleasure himself.
This is a subject that Howard speaks about quite often on his show. He's a married man, with a beautiful wife and a healthy relationship, but sometimes a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do. Besides, which his lovely wife was out of town. So to his laptop he went.
Howard is a huge proponent of the YouPorn website. It's like YouTube, only with a more "colourful" catalog. He also tends to lean towards watching "babysitter porn". I've never seen it, but every time I hear about it, I think of the movie "The World According To Garp", starring Robin Williams. I'm not sure if it's because he has sex with the babysitter in the movie or that other scene where his wife accidentally bites off the dick of a guy she was giving a hummer to in the driveway of her house. Either way, the subject doesn't seem very appealing to me. And it didn't seem to interest Howard either, though I'm sure it was for entirely different reasons. He claims to have watched the same video over and over several times, so decided to look for a new subject.
The Howard Stern Program has had a lot of adult entertainers come visit the studio over the years and so he drew inspiration from one of his past guests, Little Lupe. He typed her name into the search engine on the YouPorn site, but found nothing by her. Some "artists" wish to retain their integrity and resent the free status that is YouPorn, just as some mainstream programs cannot be found on YouTube. Instead of finding Little Lupe under the YouPorn site, a plethora of other "Little's" came to light, including Little Person porn, which is funny as hell to watch. Bridget the Midget.... Ha ha.... I tells ya.... But Howard wanted nothing of the sort. Instead he found something that sparked his attention. "Little Tramp Has Sex For The First Time".
Howard began explaining the premise to his co-host, Robin Quivers and his audience, but I blocked it all out, laughing hysterically because I thought at first it was old sex footage of Charlie Chaplin, aka "The Little Tramp"... Ha ha haaa.... Can you imagine? I certainly did. I laughed so hard, tears began to form in the corners of my eyes. I continued to laugh as I crossed the parking lot, heading for my doctor's office and even as I approached the reception desk, I still had a stupid-ass grin on my face. It was a perfect end to an otherwise troubling day.
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