Cool-Ass Musical Motherf*ckers

I will not protest the fact that I am a fan of Alecia Moore, better known the world over as Pink! It's undeniable that the woman has got some pipes. She can really sing. A fact that is so rare these days, what with all the bubble gum pop stars that are hitting the airwaves. But beyond that, Pink is just a cool shit.

I do not doubt that she could kick my ass in a fair fight. She seems ultra-tough. Not that I'm one to condone violence against women, but there is something about her, that I find completely intimidating. Like she'd be cool one minute, then ripping a guy's head off the next. Perhaps it's bi-polarism. I don't know. But she is cool as f*ck! This is my belief.

Pink, in my opinion, is also the modern-day, female version of what Elvis Presley was in the 50's and 60's. Right down to the snarl even. The only thing missing is the slicked back greasy hair and the cheesy lame-ass movies. Although, according to IMDB.com she has appeared in a couple of flicks. Nothing as cheesy as Elvis' "Harum Scarum", "Blue Hawaii" or "Spinout", just to name a few.

Both, in my books, are cool-ass musical motherf*cker's, a term I coin with much admiration. But the one thing that I like more about Pink, than I do Elvis, is that she doesn't seem to rely heavily on the narcotics, as the late King of Rock 'n' Roll seemed to throughout much of his life. Even with troubled childhood she claims to have had after the divorce of her parents.

This is the one thing that I've always had a problem understanding with musicians. Why all the f*ckin' drugs?!? I can understand cutting loose and getting f*cked up on Jack Daniels once in awhile, although I don't know about the Jack, per se, but getting wild, I get! Getting harped up on uppers and downers and all the shit in between? F*ck that! The adrenaline you get from the screaming fans should be enough of a drug. If you wanna hallucinate, then f*ck it. Hire people to act out hallucinations for you. You got the cash! Don't buy a waterfall for in the bedroom of your second home on the east coast, when you don't even stay there when you're in town anyway. Use that money to pay actors to throw around midgets and spank donkey's or whatever tickles your fancy that day!

....But I digress. Pink? F*ckin' A-cool! Elvis? After it's all said and done, he was (and still is) one cool-ass motherf*cker!!!

'Nuff said!

Have a nice weekend!!!!