I Got A Long Screw For $77

It's true! Earlier today, I shelled out $77 in exchange for a long screw, but before y'all get your panties in a bunch and protest, remember that actor Charlie Sheen recently shelled out $26000 (allegedly) for a weekend romp in Vegas with a menagerie of prostitutes, and everybody still loves him, regardless. Besides, it is with great misfortune that I must report that it wasn't that kind of a screw.

Nope! Instead, the screw to which I am referring is a three incher that I took into my right rear tire. I had to pay out a whopping $77 to get it repaired. $25 for the repair, and because my truck has a tire pressure monitoring system on it, another $35 bucks was shelled out for it's recalibration.

Awe... A little let down now, are we? Y'all thought you were going to get a tawdry tale of ill repute. A sneak peak at the underworld that is Jeff? Sorry to disappoint, but I do like where your minds all went. It speaks to me that many of you readers, possess the same twisted imagination and sense of humour as I do. Thank you for that.

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Now have a nice day, you freaks!!