CRUNCH!!

I know that the rules of the road dictate that one should always yield to the vehicle on the right and that pedestrians always have the right of way. While I am proud to say I practice both of these rules, the latter has always bothered me to some extent. While it IS uncool to mow down a pedestrian, some leeway should be allowed.

One rule I've always dictated and tried to use at every possible moment is: Larger object gets the right of way! How this rule works is simple. Larger object gets to go first. This rule works amongst people outside of traffic, so why the hell shouldn't it work here too? For example: A Mack Truck should take presidence over a f*cking Mazda Miata! Or a Humvee gets the right of way over a Suzuki Samarai. Survival of the fittest, so to speak. Within common sense, mind you. Otherwise, you'll have every douche bag with an over-sized 4x4, squashing Prius's up and down the road.

The reason I bring this shit up is, some dumb f*cking dummy walked her sorry ass out in front of my vehicle on the way home from work tonight. Now, it's a "given" that pedestrians get the "right of way", but a lot of these pedestrians take advantage of this rule and f*ck things up for a lot of people. When I have the misfortune of having to walk through traffic, I tend to wait for my chance to cross an uncontrolled street. If traffic is thick, then I will gladly wait for my opportunity to cross. I don't need some blind f*ck behind the wheel, crushing my ass into a crimson f*cking stain on the street. F*ck that noise! But this f*cking idiot tonight, not only didn't wait for the amassed menagerie of vehicles to passby, but she never even bothered to wait for them to come to a complete stop either. Just started trapsing across, nose stuck in the air, like her shit don't stink. A second later, and I would've screeched over her fat ass and we'd have found out, one way or the other if her shit stunk or not. [Editors Note: People shit themselves when they die.]

However, my plan of action has it's drawbacks. Like I said, people abuse their rights to shit. Just as Lady Fancy-pants crossed the intersection without even looking up, so would the people behind the wheel. And if you think car crashes are bad now, with all these f*ckheads driving within current driving laws, just think of the armegeddon that'd be unleashed if my rule of thumb was brought into effect.

The one thing that pissed me off the most about that stupid idiot who stepped out in front of traffic, was when I came screeching to a halt, on ice I might add, she flashes this stupid f*cking grin at me like it was amusing to her to inconvenience me and the other screeching automobiles. That's when I slid the window down to give her the "what's what". "Get off the street, you f*cking loser!" I yelled without much thought, "Get a f*cking car!"

Comment makes sense. If you don't have a car, in a major f*cking city, what the f*ck is wrong with you. You should just go back to your house and start colouring your books, dummy! Get a car. Get a bike. Get some f*cking thing that will make you a part of the masses, then you will understand why it's not so funny to step into traffic!!! Otherwise the next rights you'll get to exercise, may be your last rites!!!