From this day forth, pornography will be changed. Made safer for it's participants, with hopes of reducing disease and unwanted pregnancies. It was while I was listening to the news on Howard Stern 100 on Sirius radio today, that I learned of the bi-law passed in Los Angeles, California, where it is now mandatory for porn's male participants to wear prophylactics on their... You know... Wieners.
Advocates for both the positives and negatives of this practice. Some argue that it's should be the choice of the actors, not a mandatory state law, forcing them to wear them. I don't know why it's such a big deal. I doubt that wearing a rubber affects their acting performance. There's very little acting involved in that medium anyway. Terrible acting. Terrible. It's like watching Canadian TV, it's so f*cking bad! Besides, the only acting taking place is by the female performers, anyway. I doubt that every performance they do in every scene, is really all that genuine. For the most part, I think the male "actors", are just plain f*cking pigs.
I'm no angel. I admit that I've seen a pornographic film or two... dozen... ish... I prefer the films with a story, because (bless their hearts) they're trying. Nonetheless, nearly all the men in these movies act like f*ckin' scumbags. Some, associated with bigger studios do wear protection, but there is a lot, A LOT, who choose not to wear condoms, which personally makes me cringe. Thinking all through the deed, about that poor girl and what may result after the fact. Disease, infection and pregnancy..., life altering changes are always a possibility. I view them as being victimized, I do. Believe it or not, I do breathe a little easier, when a condoms are worn. It protects the girls from detriment and a way for the viewer to avoid making seeing the disgusting one-eyed wonder weasel.
A man's dick is an ugly thing. All tubular, veiny and gross. Yech!! Frankly, I don't know how homosexuals can to that shit. To further stress the point, I don't know why there aren't more lesbian in the world because of how gross the male appendage is. Procreation, I suppose... I think the addition of the mandatory condom, is a plus. It should make viewing the product much more enjoyable...
However, I question how the Los Angeles authorities are going to enforce this new law. In a city with such a high crime rate already, are L.A. citizens going to breathe a little easier knowing the police are cracking down on porn sets, rather than out protecting and serving the public? I doubt it. I would imagine most citizens who are dodging stray bullets and alike, don't really give two shits if Kitty or Bambi are getting shtooped in the pooper with an unprotected tally-whacker. Especially when they're crouching behind a sofa-bed, trying to avoid getting shot in yet another drive-by.
I don't think it's going to be a very enforceable law. Unless the City of Los Angeles takes to hiring inspectors. City officials who must remain on set of any pornographic film being produced in the greater Los Angeles area. An officer of the municipality who must ensure that proper safe sex is occurring during every facet of every scene. Given the amount of productions done everyday in L.A., that will definitely be a full time job. That being said, how and where do I apply for this job?
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