Earlier this week, Iranian law enforcement [*there's an oxymoron, if I ever heard it] shut down numerous toy stores guilty of selling Barbie Dolls. As part of a decade's long crackdown, police have been closing toy shops all over Iran for selling the popular doll, as well as anything that remotely resembles Western culture in the middle-eastern country.
I realize that Iran is a very backward thinking country, but is this necessarily the best use of police resources? Granted, not much can be expected from a country who's President looks like a psychotic Pee Wee Herman. But I'm fairly certain police efforts could be used for the protection of it's peoples, from real criminals... (I laugh to myself, knowing that this is a country that scrutinizes it's people more so than actually protect them. There's probably more corruption in the "legal" side of Iran, than the criminal element.
To close down "mom & pop" stores for selling f*cking dolls, though. Honest people trying to make a living in a backwards country by selling toys to children. Giving them a reason to smile and laugh, before they grow old enough to realize that their lives suck because they live in Iran. But maybe this is why the police feel it necessary to close down these toy outlets. Perhaps, by allowing children to use their imaginations, they may invertedly realize a better life for Iranians everywhere and eventually becoming the age of majority, will rise up against those who oppose them, and revolt. Make a change for the betterment of Iran. Like those who rose up against the government in Egypt last year.
This has been a decade-long fight, though. So that can't be it. Maybe it's the carefree attitude that Barbie represents. Ideally beautiful and carefree. Independence is not something that the men of Iran wish upon their women-folk. Burka's and veils are what their women wear. It's hard to look sexy and beautiful when you're wearing a f*ckin' bed sheet over your f*ckin' head. A field of black ghosts, is what they look like. It's stupid. Some of those middle eastern women, look quite ravishing. It's sad that they're forced to comply to a defunct practice that should have perished decades ago.
This stupidity reminds me of a practice a little closer to home, which perhaps is not as detrimental as the laws in Iran, but on the retardation meter, it ranks a close second. That is the French language in the Canadian province of Quebec. Businesses there cannot display a sign that reads in English only. It is mandatory that the signage, as well as the products sold within that establishment, need to display the French language prominently. This is why many companies seldom venture into Quebec as it costs so much to comply to Quebec's idiotic rules and regulations.
The last I checked, Canada was a part of the British Commonwealth. Quebec is in Canada, so shove that French language up your asses. Is French even really a language? No! Think about it. When you're around a baby, people feel compelled to make weird and odd sounds to the baby. "A zsa zsa boo boo pee pee poo poo." THAT, to me, sounds like French. Words of jibberish that are nonsensical and mean nothing. Therefore, it is logical to surmise that French, also, is a nonsensical language and means nothing. For the most part, Quebecois' are assholes, which is likely the motive behind the push to mandate the French "language" as the primary speech.
Quebec! Get your heads outta your asses and get with the program. Iran! Get your heads outta your asses and realize that the Western civilization is where it is. The sooner you get on the band wagon and comply, the sooner you can move forward into the future, as a viable culture. You need to realize that we, the West, put the "civil" in civilization and civility. Treat your people with dignity, then maybe you won't find yourselves ousted one day. Or worse....
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