I cannot help but think that Tom Cruise would be a cool guy to know. That is, if he were anything like the characters he plays onscreen, rather than the dip-shit he is in real life. I saw "Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol" today and as expected it was pretty f*cking incredible. From what I saw of it, that is. Of the 133 minutes of play, I did see almost all of it, but did find myself needing to escape to the washroom a couple of times. Damned soft drinks go right through a guy. The movie wasn't as good as it's predecessors, but it only missed the mark by a smidge. I still strongly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of the movie franchise, or just enjoys a "kick-some-motherf*cking-ass" action movies.
After the flick, I ventured into the mall, bent on acquiring a much needed calendar for the walls in my kitchen and home "office/wrestling memorabilia" room. What a freakin' mistake. Wall to wall people, and nary a pretty girl among them. Well... Not entirely. Out of the thousand or so people I had the misfortune to make eye-contact with, I'd estimate about three of the females never made me want to vomit in my mouth. The rest, however, looked like they all fell out of the ugly tree and hit every f*cking branch on the way down. They put the UGH! in ugly. Woof!
After that little adventure, I stopped off at another store, looking for a kitchen counter-top appliance I've been looking for for awhile. I got that, then moved on to Sobey's to pick up some refreshments to take to work in my lunch. It was at this time that I was reminded of the stupidity of people.
I've always operated under the ideology that when it comes to being out and about, the larger object always gets the right of way. To clarify, this means, a vehicle takes precedence over a pedestrian (when not in a crosswalk, of course), just as a bus prevails over a VW Beetle or a common-variety sedan. And if memory serves, Godzilla overrules every f*cking thing on the planet, except maybe a Transformer. I don't know. I'd have to see them stand back-to-back, to make this determination.
So this being said, I am always bewildered that even though I can be blatantly seen backing out of a parking spot in my truck, people ALWAYS seem to rush past my back bumper, 99% of the time, unseen until the very last second, then they're always cursing me out. I say "F*CK THEM!!!" If they're stupid enough to run behind a truck that's backing up, they deserve to f*cking get hit!
I know for a fact that unless you're a driving instructor or Andrew Younghusband (host of Canada's Worst Driver on Discovery Channel), you're not a good driver. Furthermore, if someone says that they "are a good driver", then they are in serious f*cking denial. I admit that I am better than most drivers out on the road today, but also am humble enough to know that I could improve upon those driving skills.
I know for a fact that unless you're a driving instructor or Andrew Younghusband (host of Canada's Worst Driver on Discovery Channel), you're not a good driver. Furthermore, if someone says that they "are a good driver", then they are in serious f*cking denial. I admit that I am better than most drivers out on the road today, but also am humble enough to know that I could improve upon those driving skills.
Thankfully, I've made it home once more, truck parked safely in the garage, and I seated behind the keyboard of my computer, tapping away my day's experience. If I could get away with never having to leave the house, or leave it at a minimum, I would proudly take that opportunity. People be f*cking crazy out there, man. Like Tom Cruise-crazy!
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