Red Lining It Like An Angry Bear

I was sitting at a red light.  For a split fraction of a half second, I glanced over to the construction in progress across the street, during which time the traffic light switched to green, at which time the fella in the truck behind me lays on the f*ckin' horn, startling me.  I immediately flipped him the bird, for being a dick, and watched in my rearview mirror, as he smiled and waved like it was a stupid joke.

There was two lanes and if the asshole was in that much of a hurry, he should've gone around me, but instead, he laid on his horn.  Then when I speed off, he doesn't keep up.  I wasn't in a hurry, yet I was speeding down the secluded street going about 55mph.  He was clearly in a hurry, on account that he couldn't wait the extra 30th of a second.

I don't understand why people gotta lay on the f*cking horn when the person in front of them hesitates to screech the tires off the line, redlining the engine and roaring down the street like an angry bear.  Relax you stupid motherf*ckers.  Life isn't that f*cking important.  If you're in a hurry, leave earlier.  Don't be a stupid shit.