FISTING: No Joking Matter

Holy f*ck!!! I wrote a blog about how I located some misplaced keys between the cushions of my sofa. In which I compared the search to "fisting a polar bear". But when I asked for feedback on the written article, do you think anyone actually commented on whether or not I'd constructed the piece with any degree of satisfaction? NO! Every single piece of feedback I received, except for one (thanks T____), dealt with the comparison not the document.

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Most folks commented on the fisting. A majority thought it was inappropriate. A few others thought it was rude and obnoxious. A one or two, didn't know what the f*ck "fisting" was. For that couple, I simply say, "Google it!" Wonderful thing, Google is, you really can find just about everything on it, but take heed as the afore mentioned folks who thought it to be inappropriate, rude and obnoxious, are correct in a strange sort of way.

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Now I don't want to get off on a tangent here, but... If you can't approach fisting with a sense of humour, then what's the point of living. It's not particularly a practice that I'd wish to partake in, and especially believe that if one does, that it be approached delicately and with care. No one on the receiving end is going to be very amused if in the midst of romance, you go "Jim Henson" on their pooter.

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Admittedly, the whole procedure seems to be more dangerous than beneficial, from what I've read on the subject. Plus, I think I would be reluctant to spend any time with someone who could only be stimulated by such practices. My hands aren't that big, but I tire easily.

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Still, though, the whole idea of fisting, seems funny to me. Whether it's a nervous chuckle or a gut-wrenching keeled-over in my chair laughter, The fact that there are people who got so strung up over this comment, makes it even more funny. The mere fact that some meaningless bullshit that I mentioned in passing, could cause such an uproar, to me is f*cking hilarious. In fact, most people who take life too f*cking serious, make me laugh.

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Whatever position you hold in life, wherever you may be on the age scale, if you can't spare a moment or two to simply laugh at the retardedness that is life, then there's definitely something wrong with you, and the seriousness and the stress is going to make you not long in this life. So take a moment for clarity. Take the fist out of your ass, and laugh a little. After all, life is too short!!!