A few months back, myself and a friend had the distinct privilege of seeing Australian comedian, Jim Jeffries perform his unique comedy act, here in Saskatoon. It was shocking, vulgar and hilarious as all f*ck! As his show came to a close, Jim got somewhat serious for a moment, passing on a message to give to charity, but more specifically, charities for Colon Cancer. He went on to explain that most money goes towards Breast Cancer charities, but not as much goes towards Colon Cancer. He never elaborated on this message, but I gathered that someone close to him either has or succumbed to colon cancer. A valid message, all the same.
I came away from that show, wondering why so much charitable donations go to breast cancer and not so much to other cancer charities. Then it donned on me. I think I may have been looking at a picture of Katy Perry or some well-endowed female starlet, when the reason became clear. The solution was simple: Everybody loves boobs!
Now, I do mean everybody. Women love their boobs! And men love women's boobs. I think even gay men, have a certain affinity for boobs, male or female. So, yes! Everybody loves boobs!! Not many people like an asshole! I'm a great example of this. I don't have colon cancer, but I am an asshole, which explains why I have so few friends.
It's all crystal clear. Breasts rule and assholes drool! However, you feel in either case, though, if you have the cash to spare, give what you can, whether it's for the love of boobs or to ass cancer, out of spite.
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